Comfort Food Buffet – Gaboo Quips

 

At the buffet…

The menu was jacked up, the entree was road ready, and the pie we left deserted.

Who’s the brains of the operation in dining? The head cheese.

The seating was so confusing that we played musical chairs with a conundrum.

Do not feast beyond your welcome unless the host looks completely spoonless.

Likewise, skip the joint if the cook looks completely spoonless.

At a $1.99, the poached eggs were a steal.

The corn has ears and the potato has eyes, but no one knows who’s stalking the celery.

Why’s the melon so sad? His honey dew cantaloupe.

If the maitre d can’t seat us, perhaps maitre B or C is available.

“You should bolt these down.” A note found near a missing tip jar.

How many cooks does it take to spoil the broth? Just one if they go to dinner.

Two mouthfuls make a listener be.

Perhaps my best poem ever…

I,
one straw in soda
an uneasy
alone

And on the dessert tray…   “Never drink and bake.” – A. Schwarzenegger

 

Let every moment be potluck. Love Gaboo.

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